Help a sister: FIND HER BRAIN!
Oh, please, I beseech thee! I don't know where it was last seen. I haven't heard from it in ages. Please. I need it. Really I do.
For I am...in severe lack.
Yesterday, after all the gladification, I had a day of vexation without representation (insert Church Lady--"Could it have been...Satan???"). Seriously. Here I am, all gladacious, and then, with no warning whatsoever:
- the fighting of offspring--which was not limited to, but included, the throwing of TV remote.
- the losing of video entertainment privileges of aforementioned offspring. Which hurt me more than it hurt them. After all, I had to stay up late to catch up on my shows.
Then, after 8 a.m.:
- our rescheduled guitar lesson was forgotten by our wonderful teacher. I lurve him, and would give him a pass no matter what...but you know...it just sorta threw off Stella's groove.
- because it forced us to go work out at the gym with the "found" time.
- And then I had to feed those people dinner. And I was tired.
- And then, I had to schedule a podiatry appt and PT for Drama Girl's pain-from-running-track foot. Which would've been fine, except...
- In a toot and panic, I called my neighbor to help bail me out since I.JUST.KNEW. I had double-booked DG's PT with David's commute to school. Sure, she was great with driving him to school. Ten miles from our house. In rush hour. I know...a saint.
- But then, I realized, that in looking at the schedule I had been looking at for the past 1/2 hour--there was no conflict.
- So I had to call Sweet Neighbor back. And tell her that I was just...high...or something, but that no...the panic call of 30 seconds ago was just a "psych!" from a psycho, apparently
So, if you see my brain...